Tuesday, June 1, 2004

Divorce?

 

If a man ever threatened divorce and you saw that it would be counter-productive for you both, remember that for men, one's word means everything.  Show them the escape clause in your marriage contract--the death do ya part line.  Then say:

"See?  Divorce isn't allowed.  Marriage is a contract not made to be broken. Yet we cry foul and forget to read the bottom line.  Its a death do you part thing.  One of us has to die, and I'm not ready to die yet, so carefully consider your next move."   <smile> 

(No hypocrisy here honey.) 

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